I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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