some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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