i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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