Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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