She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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