idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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