How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Randomize
