last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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