I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
