I got chris browned last night
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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