drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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