We're like a lot better than the average bears
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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