Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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