looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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