whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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