yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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