What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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