brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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