I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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