She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
my being single is dangerous.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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