how can u be prego again
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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