you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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