but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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