it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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