i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Can you bring me the toilet please
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize