it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
its liver damage thursday
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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