How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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