Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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