I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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