My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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