My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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