I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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