Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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