Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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