I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
