Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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