ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
