Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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