I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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