I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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