You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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