you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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