we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just cut my nipple shaving
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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