I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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