Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
it's great music for shaving your balls
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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