So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize
