I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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