She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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