Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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