I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Randomize
