Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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