we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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