There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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