Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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