I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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