Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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